Eat. my. shorts.
"My Prada's at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag."
"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
(via another-troubled-soul)
A lot of guys mess around with married women, but you’re the only one I know who robs a joint just to pay back the husband. Crazy.
a madness shared by two
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
